Gnorman is the resident SACM gnome. Rumor has it that he grew up expecting to be an average lawn tchotchke until a student bought him, painted him and made his new home the SACM (then TAD) office. Rumor also has it that his ego has never forgotten this.  

Gnorman considers the SACM office his. He chooses to allow the SACM staff to work at his table, sit in his chairs and take snacks from his snack cart. He wants anyone who denies this to know that he thinks they smell like soup.  

Gnorman is proud of his ability to inspire. He doesn’t believe he needs to improve on any skills, but the staff hopes he can work on his interpersonal skills. Gnorman’s hobbies include fishing with his bare hands, playing guitar in his heavy metal band, organized rebellion and baking. He is looking forward to a good year with his staff.  

The SACM student staff describe Gnorman as: short, omniscient and “a king.”